if so, i thought you might enjoy some of these:-
(if not, i apologise in advance and take no legal responsibility for anyone taking offense from a bit of friendly banter)
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap
Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
Federation Of Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire, Réparation Difi*ile
(backwards)
driver returns on foot
